I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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