Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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