did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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