I am puke
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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