She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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