So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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