the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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