Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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