Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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