So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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