i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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