Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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