I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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