I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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