You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
we should paint friendship bongs
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