Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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