you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
My liver just had a heart attack.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
