like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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