you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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