I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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