just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.