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5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM