So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!