You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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