Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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