That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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