She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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