Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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