She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
high people should be assigned attendants
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I made him laugh his dick is mine
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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