Porn is love you can see.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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