You're so nebulous sometimes
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Nobody cheats on THIS.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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