So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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