toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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