Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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