Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Terrible idea I love it
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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