She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I'm both gender and math confused
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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