if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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