i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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