her vagina looked like bernie madoff
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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