You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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