Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
send nudes
from the living room?
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