make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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