one might say we're banned from that church
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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