How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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