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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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