I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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