Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Everclear isn't food dammit
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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