i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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