please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
