Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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