I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Randomize
