i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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