are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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