I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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