using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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